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It was dark the night isos was born my friend. Dark and stormy, with nought a cloud in the sky.

Wait, it was stormy. Ok, it was dark and stormy, with many a cloud.

Yes. Excellent. Storms and clouds. I like this page already. Much better than I did that rediculous testimonials page. How trite. To think I made up all but 4 of the comments, and one was from a man that can’t stop telling me off…

Where were we, of yes, About “us”. So, who are we?

A yank and an Aussie, brought together by the wonders of IM for a better world. A funnier a world. A world in which laughter is everywhere, and people with nothing else to do can gather together under a flag of Underpanter surrender and… laugh. I thought I was going somewhere then, I really did. But I just lost it… Oh well.

This blog is made by two people:

  • Scottie Claiborne - she is the girl with the boy’s name
  • Michael Motherwell - He is the boy with the girl’s hairc’t

By the power of grayskull, they are, VOLTRON, no, wait, isos. isos is a collaborative effort, made possible by the gift of life from Him. And we want to thank Him, in all his mercy, for this chance. Although given my poor typing, I wish He would stop forcing me capitalise His name, and let me stick to letters I can hit 5 times out of 10.

So there you go, that is “us”.

Added September 2006

We at isos appreciate any and all feedback, and that is why being nominated as “the worst About Us page I’ve ever read” is such an awesome honour. We strive to acheive our mission statement of “Simplicity Through Convolution” (we really should make that stand out more) and sometimes, I think we err on the side of simplicity too much, and miss the need for convolusion ina truly simple system.

In accepting this prestigious award, we want to thank the studio, who believed in us and “the project” when everyone else said it wouldn’t work, and when the naysayers did say nay, and when it looked like, at one post a month, we would get nowhere, they hung in there. Who is laughing now eh? Certainly not our readers… oh wait, actually, we hope they are…

So again, thanx for the award, and God bless!

PS, we don’t “do” anything. God’s work is channelled through Us, so we really can’t take much credit.


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