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Everyone is talking. They don’t stop. On and on they go, speaking their speaky speak speak about whatever. Within these billions of words spoken every minute, a few, just a few, are actually about isos. I know, I know, you would think that a half dozen statements is hardly worth belly achin’ about, but I am a petty man, with a need for attention and love.

I need adoration. I demand adoration. I… ahem. Sorry about that!

In any case, here are what the kind people of the Internet say about isos:

  • “The most amusing look at search marketing you’ll ever find.” - Jill Whalen
  • “…quickly becoming a must-read” - Rand Fishkin
  • “…your silly blog… is the epitome of some people with nothing else to do” - Doug Heil
  • ” …a sad blog” - Quadrille
  • “…(Michael) is an esteemed moderator at the HR forums and a big buddy of JW’s.” - Doug Heil
  • “… but that’s Artistic Truth; we’re supposed to laugh in sympathy.” - Quadrille
  • “The Best Blog I have ever co-authored” - Michael Motherwell
  • “Does anyone actually read this stuff?” - Michael’s Mum
  • “No, really, do they?” - Michael’s Mum (again)
  • “I can’t believe my son can’t type or spell or highlight appropriately” - Michael’s Mum (an English teacher)
  • Grammer: F; Spelling: F; Content: C-; Pride: D-” - Michael’s Mum (forever an English teacher)

So there you go! 8 billion web pages on the net and we get “…Best Blog I have ever co-authored”.

Sigh. Oh well, WHATEVER!


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