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Which is more unethical:
Started: August 16, 2006
Total Votes: 19
- Fabricate intelligence information and invade a country for its rich store of oil, totally against international law.: 74% (14)
- Spamming search engines only if you don't generate an ROI.: 16% (3)
- Spamming Search Engines Fullstop.: 11% (2)
- purchasing text links.: 0% (0)
Should We Bother Posting Any More?
Started: June 27, 2006
Total Votes: 20
- Yes.: 25% (5)
- Who Cares?: 20% (4)
- Bring back carrier pigeons1: 20% (4)
- Bother? What bother? You sit around and BS us. How is that a bother you FREAK??!!??!1: 20% (4)
- Your Call (as in my call writing this...): 10% (2)
- No.: 5% (1)
Should the poll options be turned off?
Started: April 28, 2006
Total Votes: 18
- What is a poll?: 44% (8)
- No, they are always terribly witty. Do you do birthday parties?: 39% (7)
- Who cares? Sigh, I never liked this place anyway.: 11% (2)
- Yes, they aren't funny, and no one votes anyway: 6% (1)
- Who cares? Sigh, I actually liked this place once upon a time.: 0% (0)
I (Meaning You Reading This) Would Say That isos Humour Is:
Started: April 4, 2006
Total Votes: 12
- All Of The Above.: 33% (4)
- Kinda Lame.: 25% (3)
- I liked your old stuff better than your new stuff.: 8% (1)
- Poor to Ordinary.: 8% (1)
- Lets put it this way: not everyone should be allowed to have a blog!: 8% (1)
- About as Funny as a Fart in an Elevator.: 8% (1)
- Truly Ahead of its Time.: 8% (1)
- Humour? What Humour?: 0% (0)
- Look, I Just Don't Get it!: 0% (0)
- Not The Reason I Come Here.: 0% (0)
This poll is:
Started: February 27, 2006
Total Votes: 20
- Pointless: 30% (6)
- Better than the last one.: 25% (5)
- Exactly the sort of thing that proves isos has jumped the shark.: 25% (5)
- Hillarious: 20% (4)
What is More Valuable?
Started: February 20, 2006
Total Votes: 6
- The first laugh of a Kookaburra at 5am, that despite its beauty, really shits you because today you planned to sleep in, and if the bastards weren't protected, so help me God I would blow it away: 67% (4)
- Looking Tough by outing a spammer: 17% (1)
- Money: 17% (1)
- A link from a high PageRank Site: 0% (0)
Which Classic isos Post Is the Best?
(BTW: these are links, so click through to read)
Started: January 30, 2006
Total Votes: 12
- None, they all suck, and you suck, and this blog sucks, and I am here and voted cause, well, ok, that is a flaw in this voting option, but you still suck isos!: 33% (4)
- Tap The Knowledge Of The Undead For Increased PROFIT: 25% (3)
- Trapeziodal Linking Matriflux: 17% (2)
- Anything About UPONG: 8% (1)
- The One's Scottie did - They Were WAAAAAYYY Better: 8% (1)
- The Joe Searcher Interview: 8% (1)
Which New Term Will Stick:
Started: January 26, 2006
Total Votes: 9
- None, they all suck, and they aren't even funny, you Pretentious Tosser.: 33% (3)
- slinkage: 22% (2)
- SEMYTH: 11% (1)
- FactSEOid: 11% (1)
- Great White Sandbox Hope: 11% (1)
- forumortalised: 11% (1)
- submiceleration: 0% (0)
- guruesome: 0% (0)
- IBLTINRAIFASIPCB: 0% (0)
- Raiders of the Lost Blog: 0% (0)
- Linkfuscate: 0% (0)
- serperated: 0% (0)
- NoSense: 0% (0)
If You Had Skunk, How Many Beers Would It Need To Drink To Be As Drunk As Itself?
Started: January 17, 2006
Total Votes: 12
- Whatever, Loser!: 58% (7)
- 9: 25% (3)
- >10: 8% (1)
- 8: 8% (1)
Who is the Most Popular Blog Contributor
Started: January 15, 2006
Total Votes: 2
- Michael: 50% (1)
- Michael: 50% (1)
- Michael: 0% (0)
- Michael: 0% (0)
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