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Ask Jeeves Is Gone Daddy, Gone!

Butler Jeeves is gone I shed a tear for thee

Beautiful mascot, lovely suit
Butler smiles oh yes
Beautiful mascot, lovely suit
Where he is now I can only guess

Cause it’s gone daddy gone
Butler Jeeves is gone
Gone daddy gone
Butler Jeeves has gone away

When I see you
Eyes will turn blue
When I see you
Thousand eyes turning blue

Tell by the way you that you crawl the web
I can see by the way that you show your SERPs
I can know by the way you treat your users
I could love your Search engine it’s a cryin

Cause it’s gone daddy gone
Butler Jeeves is gone
Gone daddy gone
Butler Jeeves has gone away

Beautiful mascot lovely suit
8 referrals oh yes
Beautiful mascot lovely suit
Where he is now I can only guess

Cause it’s gone daddy gone
Butler Jeeves is gone
Gone daddy gone
Butler Jeeves has gone away

(This one is Gone Daddy Gone by the Violent Femmes)

1 comment February 23rd, 2006

So Long, Butler Jeeves

So long, and thanks for all 8 referrals!

So long, Bulter Jeeves
I can’t believe your song is gone so soon
I barely learned the tune
So soon
So soon
I’ll remember

Bulter Jeeves
All of the nights we searched for pr0n till dawn
I never laughed so long
So long
So long.

Chorus
Search Mascots may come and
Search Mascots may go and
Never change your point of view
When I run dry
I stop awhile and think of you

So long, Bulter Jeeves
All of the nights we searched for pr0n till dawn
I never laughed so long
So long
So long

(NB: About three people are laughing at this. For the rest that don’t “get” the reference (and this site suffers from that a lot), it based upon the song So long, Frank Lloyd Wright, By Paul Simon And Art Garfunkel. You can hear the tune @ Amazon here).

1 comment February 22nd, 2006

Another Jeeves Tribute Song

Oh, Butler Jeeves I Miss Thee

Jeeves sat on the old Ask Design
Merry, merry king of the site was he
Laugh, Jeeves! Laugh, Jeeves!
Gay your life must be

Jeeves sits in the old Teoma tree
Eating all the spam that he can see
Stop, Jeeves! Stop, Jeeves!
Leave some rankings for me!

Jeeves sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Jeeves! Stop, Jeeves!
That’s not a monkey that’s me

Jeeves gets hit with redundancy
Gets a walk to logoretirement
Cry, Jeeves! Cry, Jeeves!
Oh how cruel life can be!

Laugh, Jeeves! Laugh, Jeeves!
Gay your life must be,
Gay your life must be.

(Hehe. This has no point! I just need to make the image fit.)

Add comment February 22nd, 2006