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Sweating The Small Things

May 13th, 2007 by S.E. O'Guru

OMG. LOL. Too funny, I am shocked OMG OMG OMG.

I was fully reading JW’s latest article and OMG, rofl, Don’t Sweat the Small SEO Stuff and OMG, LOL, that is the “worst” article I have EVER “read”.

First of all, by small things she says she means “things like how many words or characters should be in a title tag”. OMG, LOL, I can’t BELIEVE that. The title tag doesn’t matter? Since when? Obviously people like me, S. E. O’Guru and people like me have no clue what is going on.

Then JW says more stupid things like “Despite what Google and their webmaster guidelines would like you to believe, there are no rules when it comes to SEO”. Huh? Who is she kidding? There are no rules? No rules? Then what have people like me been teaching all these years? Of course there are rules, and only an idiot spammer friend wouldn’t think there were.

This is the “worst” article I have read in years, and I really have to say that “no one” should ever read this article “EVER”.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Aidan  |  May 14th, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    I removed the commas from between my meta keywords and now I rank in the top 5 for everything. Previously every page was supplemental. I’m glad I sweated the small stuff.

  • 2. qwerty  |  May 14th, 2007 at 11:07 pm

    Is there a way to sweat the small stuff if you were born without sweat glands? Is it OK to pant the small stuff instead?

    This isn’t me I’m talking about, of course. I’m asking for a friend.

  • 3. Justin Goldberg  |  August 12th, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    She was saying those aren’t as important in the grand scheme of things, probably as they apply to large sites.

  • 4. mphung  |  September 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    JW has always been a bit of a goody-two-shoes Pollyanna, hasn’t she… Her presentation on a recent conference panel about “SEO secrets” basically consisted of “there are no secrets; just build it and they will come”… the guy next to me leaned over and whispered “I wish she had ceded her time to someone else.” No kidding.

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