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MS Found on a Twitter Page
March 20th, 2007 by qwerty
This mysterious document was discovered online recently, but it quickly vanished. We’re not sure where it came from and we don’t know who wrote it, but we felt that it merited some attention. When it was initially found, the last passage was at the beginning, but we felt it would be easier to follow if we published it in chronological order.

This is so exciting. I’m all a-twitter. Har har.
02:45 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Reading RSS feeds
02:45 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Still catching up on feeds
03:11 PM March 3, 2007 from web
About to do some work, but I haven’t checked up on the forums in a few hours
03:48 PM March 3, 2007 from web
On the clock, doing some work. Woo hoo!
04:15 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Responding to response to my forum post
04:21 PM March 3, 2007 from web
RSS again
04:35 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Got an Outlook reminder to do a log file analysis. Too much other work though, so I’ll snooze it for a day.
05:01 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Work!
05:03 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Wow. Got so caught up in work I forgot to make dinner.
05:22 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Off to the B**** in C********
05:28 PM March 3, 2007 from web
At the B****. No open tables, so I’m at the bar.
05:50 PM March 3, 2007 from txt
Having a Bass
05:54 PM March 3, 2007 from txt
Making Homer Simpson drooling noise for sesame encrusted pan seared tuna
06:05 PM March 3, 2007 from txt
Found out the bartender is a web designer, and a fellow twitterer… “twit,” maybe? Say hi, P***. Hey dudes, this is P***. That was P***.
05:50 PM March 3, 2007 from txt
Heading home
06:48 PM March 3, 2007 from txt
Back to work
07:25 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Updating forum posts
07:31 PM March 3, 2007 from web
RSS
07:55 PM March 3, 2007 from web
TV
07:59 PM March 3, 2007 from web
More RSS
11:35 PM March 3, 2007 from web
Oh hey P***
11:51 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
Ya, you too
11:52 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
No, not really. I have someone in ** I send design work to.
11:52 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
I’ve heard of it, but I don’t do it. Too risky + not my style
11:53 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
oh, i gotta go. Have to get up early tomorrow.
11:54 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
Sure. see ya
11:54 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
erm… let’s do some work
00:02 AM March 4, 2007 from web
done for the night. Going to bed
01:14 AM March 4, 2007 from web
OK, back to it.
09:19 AM March 4, 2007 from web
Oh, hey. good morning
09:20 AM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
no, i went to bed. I couldn’t sleep, so I did some work.
09:20 AM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
Take it easy. I’ve got no reason to lie to you. Look I have to feed the cats and get some work done, ok?
09:21 AM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
Feeding the cats and rolling my eyes
09:25 AM March 4, 2007 from web
Doin that work thang.
10:03 AM March 4, 2007 from web
bored
11:18 AM March 4, 2007 from web
doing sudoku!
11:25 AM March 4, 2007 from web
I suck at sudoku. back to work.
12:44 PM March 4, 2007 from web
Forum stuff, RSS stuff, stuff…
01:38 PM March 4, 2007 from web
work work work
03:41 PM March 4, 2007 from web
Hey. Can’t really chat now. I’m working.
04:55 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
No, I didn’t tell you to do that. I said I don’t do it.
04:55 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
banned? after a day? Nobody gets banned that quickly.
04:56 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
Look, I doubt you’re banned, and in any case, I did not tell you to do that. give me a break, man
04:56 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
do you mind i said I have work to do. I gotta go.
04:57 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
There’s that reminder about the traffic analysis again. I’ll do it after dinner.
05:01 PM March 4, 2007 from web
I’m my way to C*** H*** . No way i’m going to the B**** again. Not with younowho working ther.
05:12 PM March 4, 2007 from txt
Heh. He was waiting at the bar. Forget it. I’ll get a burrito.
05:36 PM March 4, 2007 from txt
Home. Done with dinner. Back to work
06:15 PM March 4, 2007 from web
dammit, just forget it. I told you it has nothign to do with me
06:57 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes
Answering the doorbell
07:05 PM March 4, 2007 from web
AArrrrrgh help mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:07 PM March 4, 2007 from web
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