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MS Found on a Twitter Page

March 20th, 2007 by qwerty

This mysterious document was discovered online recently, but it quickly vanished. We’re not sure where it came from and we don’t know who wrote it, but we felt that it merited some attention. When it was initially found, the last passage was at the beginning, but we felt it would be easier to follow if we published it in chronological order.

twitter entry



This is so exciting. I’m all a-twitter. Har har.

02:45 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Reading RSS feeds

02:45 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Still catching up on feeds

03:11 PM March 3, 2007 from web



About to do some work, but I haven’t checked up on the forums in a few hours

03:48 PM March 3, 2007 from web



On the clock, doing some work. Woo hoo!

04:15 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Responding to response to my forum post

04:21 PM March 3, 2007 from web



RSS again

04:35 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Got an Outlook reminder to do a log file analysis. Too much other work though, so I’ll snooze it for a day.

05:01 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Work!

05:03 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Wow. Got so caught up in work I forgot to make dinner.

05:22 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Off to the B**** in C********

05:28 PM March 3, 2007 from web



At the B****. No open tables, so I’m at the bar.

05:50 PM March 3, 2007 from txt



Having a Bass

05:54 PM March 3, 2007 from txt



Making Homer Simpson drooling noise for sesame encrusted pan seared tuna

06:05 PM March 3, 2007 from txt



Found out the bartender is a web designer, and a fellow twitterer… “twit,” maybe? Say hi, P***. Hey dudes, this is P***. That was P***.

05:50 PM March 3, 2007 from txt



Heading home

06:48 PM March 3, 2007 from txt



Back to work

07:25 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Updating forum posts

07:31 PM March 3, 2007 from web



RSS

07:55 PM March 3, 2007 from web



TV

07:59 PM March 3, 2007 from web



More RSS

11:35 PM March 3, 2007 from web



Oh hey P***

11:51 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



Ya, you too

11:52 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



No, not really. I have someone in ** I send design work to.

11:52 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



I’ve heard of it, but I don’t do it. Too risky + not my style

11:53 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



oh, i gotta go. Have to get up early tomorrow.

11:54 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



Sure. see ya

11:54 PM March 3, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



erm… let’s do some work

00:02 AM March 4, 2007 from web



done for the night. Going to bed

01:14 AM March 4, 2007 from web



OK, back to it.

09:19 AM March 4, 2007 from web



Oh, hey. good morning

09:20 AM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



no, i went to bed. I couldn’t sleep, so I did some work.

09:20 AM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



Take it easy. I’ve got no reason to lie to you. Look I have to feed the cats and get some work done, ok?

09:21 AM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



Feeding the cats and rolling my eyes

09:25 AM March 4, 2007 from web



Doin that work thang.

10:03 AM March 4, 2007 from web



bored

11:18 AM March 4, 2007 from web



doing sudoku!

11:25 AM March 4, 2007 from web



I suck at sudoku. back to work.

12:44 PM March 4, 2007 from web



Forum stuff, RSS stuff, stuff…

01:38 PM March 4, 2007 from web



work work work

03:41 PM March 4, 2007 from web



Hey. Can’t really chat now. I’m working.

04:55 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



No, I didn’t tell you to do that. I said I don’t do it.

04:55 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



banned? after a day? Nobody gets banned that quickly.

04:56 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



Look, I doubt you’re banned, and in any case, I did not tell you to do that. give me a break, man

04:56 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



do you mind i said I have work to do. I gotta go.

04:57 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



There’s that reminder about the traffic analysis again. I’ll do it after dinner.

05:01 PM March 4, 2007 from web



I’m my way to C*** H*** . No way i’m going to the B**** again. Not with younowho working ther.

05:12 PM March 4, 2007 from txt



Heh. He was waiting at the bar. Forget it. I’ll get a burrito.

05:36 PM March 4, 2007 from txt



Home. Done with dinner. Back to work

06:15 PM March 4, 2007 from web



dammit, just forget it. I told you it has nothign to do with me

06:57 PM March 4, 2007 from im in reply to Phil_D_Zynes



Answering the doorbell

07:05 PM March 4, 2007 from web



AArrrrrgh help mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

07:07 PM March 4, 2007 from web



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