The Snarky SEO Blog Chick Meme
The Bruce Clay Blog’s blogger, The Lisa, has hit upon the perfect formula for a successful blog:
Okay. The secret to successful SEO blogging is hiring a cute girl to do your bidding. To attract an audience you need a young, snarky female, preferably dark-haired (time to conform, Rhea!), to amuse and bewilder the masses. Let them cover the industry, injecting the news with a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the predominantly male industry will Eat. It. Up. In return, you’ll get instant street cred, soften up that I’m-all-about-work persona, and you’ll be put on the V.I.P. list for all the hip Google parties.
It’s genius, right?
Yer damn skippy, it’s genius.
The problem is, I think Scottie or Torka would slap me silly if I suggested either of them take on this role, so (gulp) I’m going to do it myself. Henceforth, I am your new sexy-but-approachable, smart-n-sarcastic, sassy-slash-savvy web babe. A “webabe,” if you will. If Mike ever gets off that tiny continent of his, he can join in the fun too.
At the next Google party, I’ll be the one in the go-go cage shimmying up a storm in my frilly fringe miniskirt.
Just one thing, though: I’m not shaving the beard. Deal. With. It.
2 comments March 9th, 2007
