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UPONG Launch SEO Bigger Brother Program® Trial
October 5th, 2006 by mike
Hot on the heals of the most active month in UPONG history, UPONG treasurer S.E. O’Guru today announced the latest UPONG offering: the UPONG SEO Bigger Brother Progam®.
“It is so hard for new comers to get a leg up in Search”, New PR person Manuel Submision said. ‘So very, very hard. As caring, compassionate people, we at UPONG, after hearing our record equalling 100,00th post on an SEO forum by a distressed newcomer, UPONG decided that the only solution was to launch an SEo bigger Borther program.”
The system is simple, yet effective. High PageRank, establihed sites take oevr a bigger SEO Borther role for smaller sites, offerring the valuable links they need to ge started, and also openning up the new site’s eyes top the big bad world of SEO.
The first few matches have started this week, with resutls described as “encouraging” by Mr Submission.
“It is early days just yet, but if we all work together, we can create teh sort of Internet Utopia that so many have deamed of for years.”
Lofty goals, but if anyone can pull it off, UPONG can.
NB: The UPONG SEO Bigger Brother Progam® is currently not accepting new little brothers into the program. To register your interest, please enter your details below. We do, however, have a limitted number of spots available for Bigger Brothers, so please, fill in your details below, and indicate which type you are interested in.
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2 Comments Add your own
1. eric hebert | October 7th, 2006 at 2:50 am
So where does one go about finding this big brother program? I followed you links to what UPONG is (silly) but no link about the actual program. (Unless of course thst’s fictional too.)
2. qwerty | October 8th, 2006 at 5:05 am
Silly? Fictional?
Piffle! Balderdash!
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