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isos TAkes Out Worst Proof Read And Spell Cheked SEM Blog
October 5th, 2006 by mike
isos is proud to annoucne that we haev won teh prestiogious UPONG Worst Proof Read And Spell Cheked SEM Blog: 2006 award.
“I would like to thank all teh people that made it possible”, prime isos contributor and chief spellign mistake maker Michael Motherwell said. “OK, mostly it is just me, I’kll admit, but still, a lot of pple had a hand in this.
“Firstly, I’d like to thank my Father, who is perhaps the worst spelleriser I haev ever met. I think his ratio of right to wrong is only slightly better than mine, and hsi grammar is truly a thing of wonder.
“Secondly, my mother, an English teacher whose excellence gave me all teh excuse I needed not to excel at Grammar and spellign, as I could always say ‘I will never be as good as mum”.
What ahs made the award all the more impressive is that in late 2005, isos actually installed a spell checker. Despite this fact, teh spellign mistakes and poor grammar have not only contniued unabated, but have actually worsenned.
“Nothing can make me spell better”, Mr Motherwell said. “I am rather fond of ’stream of conciousness’ posting, and if the price of such outstanding work as the Trapezoidal Linking Matriflux™, a misspelling of matrix and trapezoid, is a poorly proof read and misspellings galore, then that is a price I am willing, nay compeeled, to pay.”
Other isos contributors were unavailable for comment on this award, out of a sense of shame one assumes, and this post has not been proof reAZd or spell checked to avoid being labelled hypocritical.
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5 Comments Add your own
1. guy wayland | October 5th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
get bcak ot wrok nwo
2. guy wayland | October 5th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
on i raelly maen ti - three is os mcuh ot od
3. Barry Welford | October 5th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Your usual high standard, Michael. Congratulations.
I think you should always go with the floe.
4. frank | October 18th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
your over the top humour makes me laugh.
heh.
5. mike | October 18th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
If only it was over the top… I actually [b]corrected[/b] mistakes in that post!
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