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UPONG Deny Danny Sullivan To Become President
September 17th, 2006 by mike
UPONG Treasurer Sarah Emma O’Guru today issued an official statement that states “Danny Sullivan is not joining UPONG as president any time soon.”
“Look, it’s true”, Ms O’Guru said. “It’s very, very true that Danny will shortly be departing the world of suits and seriousness, and is choosing a life that will allow for underpants to be worn or, should he so choose, nakedness. However, we can assure you that UPONG has no intention of selling out to a “turn-in-coater”, the UPONG name for those that abandon suits for their undies, and appointing him a position.
“In UPONG’s opinion, an executive level position with UPONG should be given to a “lifer”, who is dedicated to the lifestyle and its ideals for the long term, not some Johny-come-lately-underdressed, no matter how impecable the credentials.
“UPONG dutifully request that the rampant internet speculation linking Mr Sullivan to a UPONG takeover be stopped forcewith, or we will be forced to pursue legal action.”
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5 Comments Add your own
1. qwerty | September 17th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
I knew it. You offered him the gig, didn’t you? And now you’ll have to settle for someone else.
Well, it won’t be me. I don’t care how much you beg. No, that ship has sailed.
2. Mike | September 17th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Fine then, we’ll ask Torka! SHE would be interested
3. Jill | September 18th, 2006 at 1:29 am
You forget that Danny has always been a work at home guy (most likely in his underwear). So this would not be anything new to him nor a stretch.
Sure, he has to dress for conferences, but don’t we all?
4. Mike | September 18th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Jill, SHHHH! It’ll ruined the joke!
5. Torka | September 19th, 2006 at 12:23 am
Wha… hmph… (*yawn*) Interested in what? Sorry, I must have dozed off for a few days there…
So what’s all this about Danny Sullivan in underpants? Sorry, no, not really interested in that…
–Torka
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