UPONG Deny Danny Sullivan To Become President
UPONG Treasurer Sarah Emma O’Guru today issued an official statement that states “Danny Sullivan is not joining UPONG as president any time soon.”
“Look, it’s true”, Ms O’Guru said. “It’s very, very true that Danny will shortly be departing the world of suits and seriousness, and is choosing a life that will allow for underpants to be worn or, should he so choose, nakedness. However, we can assure you that UPONG has no intention of selling out to a “turn-in-coater”, the UPONG name for those that abandon suits for their undies, and appointing him a position.
“In UPONG’s opinion, an executive level position with UPONG should be given to a “lifer”, who is dedicated to the lifestyle and its ideals for the long term, not some Johny-come-lately-underdressed, no matter how impecable the credentials.
“UPONG dutifully request that the rampant internet speculation linking Mr Sullivan to a UPONG takeover be stopped forcewith, or we will be forced to pursue legal action.”
5 comments September 17th, 2006
