UPONG Launch “Betterer Grammar In SEM” Campaign
UPONG today offishially launched the first SEM campaign designed to curb the rise of poor grammar online.
“It is appaling”, El Presidente Motherwell said. “I mean the standard of grammar online is just so terrible. Just appallingly badder than anywhere else in the world. We at UPONG believe that good grammar and correct spelling embiggens the smallest man, and that is why we are launch this pogram.”
Chief amongst the problem makers, according to UPONG, is the isos site. “The grammar on isos is lesser than good. In fact, I thinks that the spelling mistake to correct spelling ratio here is amongst the worst online. Sure, Scottie tries to correct the spelling mistakes, but even when she does, I just go back in and add shockers like trak (sic), and I mean, full honest, what is she to do?
“That is why, for the beginning of this campaign”, Motherwell continued, “we are running a competition, the Spellmatical Challenge. The first person that can find over 100 errors on the isos site, which, we believe, represents around 12% of all spelling and grammaritical errors herein, will receive the prize of every single product isos has ever launched!. Unbeleiveable!
“That’s right, you get the Trapezoidal Linking Matriflux™ link building eBook, all the links of the Soul Sellin’ Link Bonanza (SSLB) Program, without the need to sell your soul, the Netherworld Communications Suite: Ouija Board to USB dongle and the accompanying software: Séance Analyser 2005, as well as the eBook Super Advanced, Mega Effective, Hyper Algo-Busting Link Strategies For The Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual Search Marketer, which is now out of print. This prize package has a value that is incomparable (you get to keep your soul dude, and that is worth Brazilians!) and is perhaps the greatest prize ever offered by a blog.”
But this prize bonanza isn’t the only part of this UPONG initiative. No, sirree Bob. UPONG are also going to “out” poor examples of grammar in online ads and websites.
“It is a thankless task, and we are sure to cop some criticism, especially where the “great grammatical divide”, UK vs US English, is concerned, but UPONG plan to plough ahead and name names anyway. It is, after all, the only way I will learn.”
To get onboard with this excitingly fantabulous program, or to enter the isos Spellmatical Challenge, please email UPONG today.
3 comments April 5th, 2006
