New Words And Phrases I Made Up Today
Bimbino - A young girl who dresses like a $2 hooker and, despite a solid IQ, projects the mental power of, like, such a halfwit. Bimbinos usually go one of two ways: they see the error of their ways and grow into useful adults, or they graduate to fill Bimbo status.
hypoironicasm - The incorrect use of “ironic”, “sarcasm” and /or “hypocrisy”. This is sometimes an outright misuse (e.g. “isn’t it ironic that you like cheese and I like dogs?”), and sometimes takes the form of substituting one for tother (e.g. “I love death.” “No you don’t” “I was being ironic”.)
anagramification - The purposeful creation of pointless anagrams to describe whatever one off concept the author is presenting in a vane attempt to make the issue seem much more grand and important. The ultimate anagramification is to TLAify a term. Extra geek browny points are awarded for either using the first letter from a previous anagram (see SSE), recursion (see GNU) or, for the truly adventurous, both (see GCJ).
TLAify - to make a term a three letter acronym, e.g. oddly enough TLA.
Toadification - The process of moving from productive forum member to narky, nasty, out to disrupt the forum member.
Toadicise - The attempt to rid a toad of the foul and evil influences that cause their toadiness.
Toadacism - The banning of a toad, thus cleansing a forum of an evil member.
toadervention - An group IM attempt to make a toad see reason, and change their evil ways. The online version of an intervention.
Forumdemon - a forum member that attempts to corrupt other members into becoming a toad.
Cloud chill factor (TLAifiied to CCF) - the effect created when the weather is at that temperature whereby when the sun is out, you sweat, and when it goes behind a cloud, you freeze and need to put a jumper on. Jumper on, jumper off, Jumper on, jumper off – it’s no wonder people get sick!
clotherobics - The upper body workout you get taking off a jumper and putting it back on when the weather changes quickly due to the Cloud chill factor.
wordificate - making up words in an attempt to be funny, and a vain attempt to convince people that the blog isn’t dead, and that I haven’t run out of ideas (although when I had the idea for bimbino I almost wet my pants. There are just so many young women like that today, and the world really does need that word!).
Add comment April 28th, 2006
