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So Long, Butler Jeeves

So long, and thanks for all 8 referrals!

So long, Bulter Jeeves
I can’t believe your song is gone so soon
I barely learned the tune
So soon
So soon
I’ll remember

Bulter Jeeves
All of the nights we searched for pr0n till dawn
I never laughed so long
So long
So long.

Chorus
Search Mascots may come and
Search Mascots may go and
Never change your point of view
When I run dry
I stop awhile and think of you

So long, Bulter Jeeves
All of the nights we searched for pr0n till dawn
I never laughed so long
So long
So long

(NB: About three people are laughing at this. For the rest that don’t “get” the reference (and this site suffers from that a lot), it based upon the song So long, Frank Lloyd Wright, By Paul Simon And Art Garfunkel. You can hear the tune @ Amazon here).

1 comment February 22nd, 2006

Another Jeeves Tribute Song

Oh, Butler Jeeves I Miss Thee

Jeeves sat on the old Ask Design
Merry, merry king of the site was he
Laugh, Jeeves! Laugh, Jeeves!
Gay your life must be

Jeeves sits in the old Teoma tree
Eating all the spam that he can see
Stop, Jeeves! Stop, Jeeves!
Leave some rankings for me!

Jeeves sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Jeeves! Stop, Jeeves!
That’s not a monkey that’s me

Jeeves gets hit with redundancy
Gets a walk to logoretirement
Cry, Jeeves! Cry, Jeeves!
Oh how cruel life can be!

Laugh, Jeeves! Laugh, Jeeves!
Gay your life must be,
Gay your life must be.

(Hehe. This has no point! I just need to make the image fit.)

Add comment February 22nd, 2006

Goodbye Ask Jeeves

Goodbye, Butler Jeeves

Goodbye Butler Jeeves,
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to uphold yourself
While those around you crawled

They crawled out of the web
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on a treadmill
And they made you change your logo

And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a logo in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Lonliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
The Web created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Even when you died
Oh, the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that The Butler Jeeves was gay

And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a logo in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Goodbye Butler Jeeves
Though I never knew you at all
Goodbye Butler Jeeves
From the young man in the twenty-second row
Who sees you as something more than a gay mascot
More than just a dead icon

And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a logo in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Goodbye Butler Jeeves
Goodbye Butler Jeeves
Goodbye
Goodbye Butler Jeeves

1 comment February 21st, 2006