New SEO Movies And TV Shows Due Out This Season
Brokeback SEO
Storyline: Late one cold night, two male SEOs on IM suddenly embrace when one accidentally sends the wrong emoticon.
Notable Quote: “I wish I could quit your spam ring”.
SEO Fiction
Storyline: An ensemble cast of SEOs living life on the hard side of the web experience all manner of hijinx.
Notable Quote:
“Do you know what they call link farms in France?”.
“They Don’t call it a link farm?”
“No, they call it Le Farm de Link”.
Indecent Proposal
Storyline: A whitehat SEO blog aimed at Christians is offered one million dollars to redirect traffic to a pr0n site.
A Clockwork SEO
Storyline: A black hat SEO is punished for his sins that are as bad as robberring a bank, by being subjected to images of bad SERPs.
Notable Quote:
“Not Search Engine Watch. What did Danny Sullivan ever do to anyone?”
Back to The Future
Storyline: A group of failed web developers get together and decide to call themselves SEOs, utilising 1999 tactics, and releasing articles about “Alta Vista” and the keywords meta tag.
Dr. SEO or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Spam
Storyline: A doomsday SEO plots the end of Search Engines forever, with so much spam they can never recover.
Notable Quote:
“We call this SEO strategy: doomsday”.
Lost in Translation
Storyline: An SEO attempts to move to a lucrative expanding Asian market, where he finds himself lost in a culture he can’t understand.
Notable For: A final IM scene in which our hero sends an unseen IM to the love interest.
Almost Famous
Storyline: A story about a group of forum groupies that are all trying to make a name for themselves by sucking up to their idols, and starting a hate site about a well known SEO.
Notable For: The scene where they all turn on each other, and everyone starts a hate site about everyone else.
12 Angry SEOs
Storyline: A group of disparate SEOs get together to decide if a site is spam. There various histories come into play in this touching and griping portrayal of life and the trial and prejudices we all carry.
Notable Quote:
Juror #3: What do you mean you want to try it? Why didn’t he bring it up in his post if it’s so important?
Juror #5: Well, maybe he just didn’t think of it huh?
Juror #10: What do you mean didn’t think of it? Do you think the man’s an idiot or something? It’s an obvious thing.
Juror #5: Did you think of it?
Juror #10: Listen smart guy, it don’t matter whether I thought of it. He didn’t bring it up because he knew it would hurt his case. What do you think of that?
Juror #8: Maybe he didn’t bring it up because it would of meant bullying and badgering an open source advocate who hates Microsoft. You know that doesn’t sit well with an internet intent on flaming, and most posters would avoid it if they could.
TV Shows
The Real World- SEO House
Storyline:A wildly disparate group of SEO’s is unknowingly lured to a house and locked in with 20 webcams and 1 Internet connection. Love, drama, tragedy…
Notable Quote:
“Whose hat is that floating in the toilet, and what colour is it anyway?”
Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Storyline: SEO’s compete to win a million dollars by answering questions on SEO myths and lore. Hosted by Matt Cutts.
Notable Quote:
“Is that your final submission, or would you like to IM a friend or Google it?”
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