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isos Launch Link Stealing, Ah, I Mean, Building Competition
February 1st, 2006 by mike
So often, it is hard to come up with an idea for building links. So hard and so vital, I often sit up at night crying myself to sleep trying to think of a way to build links. Often, I wake up crying as well, after a night dreaming of ways to build links, most of which are no good (although the one involving a “link exchange” with a certain celebrity blogger was, how shall we say, “interesting”).
So we at isos thought, well, actually, we stole the idea, “Why not have a competition to see who comes up with the best link building idea”?
So here we go, write the best link building idea below, and you will win, well, you win nothing. Sorry, but we are just too cheap!
OK OK, no, I take that back, you will win the greatest prize ever. It’s so amazingly cool that even Cool Hand Luke would be going “Wow, that is cool”, and when you go to your high School reunion, everyone will be like all fat and old and stuff and you will be so cool it will be so totally obvious.
People, we are talking zero degrees kelvin cool here, and we all know it don’t get no cooler than that!
So tell us all your best ideas. NOW!
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7 Comments Add your own
1. Jill | February 1st, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Ok, I’ve got it.
Create a really crappy spam network of viagra sites and credit repair sites, and mortgage sites, and all those kinds of things.
Then hold a contest for ideas on “link bait” to the pile of spam.
Brilliant, no?
2. scottie | February 1st, 2006 at 2:03 pm
When do we start selling pixels, you sellout? Geez… a linking contest…
3. qwerty | February 1st, 2006 at 5:14 pm
I will submit your site to a baziillion search engines, or if you prefer, a brazillian search engine, but my Portuguese isn’t so good, so I make no guarantees.
No… better idea: I’ll buy time to run an advert during the Uberbowl, announcing a contest — link to isos, win a prize! Ha!
Howzabout this — I will paint any car for 49.95.
4. Aaron Pratt | February 2nd, 2006 at 8:17 am
Cool
5. Barry Welford | February 3rd, 2006 at 2:25 am
Perhaps the ON members of UPONG could take a walk outside with a prominent message on any visible skin saying “Why not link to me?”. Don’t forget to use the full URL with the www.
6. chompy | February 15th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
uhmm.. hire someone to comment on your posts that what you wrote was crap and you are an @$$ and then you’re friends would defend you, and then they would fight with this intruder by commenting non-stop.. then they would also post this incident on their blogs/sites with lotsa links going to the post….
the thing is, create controversy on your site/post.. the more controversial, the better.
scottie, you can say something like mike harrassed you or didn’t pay you enough or something.. :p
7. Scottie | February 19th, 2006 at 4:26 am
He’s supposed to be paying me!??? What a ripoff!! Where’s my money, you a$$!? Can’t trust those Aussies… expecially the O-N ones.
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