Comments on: Press Release: isos Launch Soul Sellin’ Link Bonanza (SSLB) Program

by: don1

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:27:07 +0000

Are there first time buyer specials? I think my soul is still under agreement with another service. I have some small fuzzy animals that I could sacrifice.

by: mike

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:02:02 +0000

We checked with God, and apparently, if you broker another person’s soul, you go straight to hell anyway. However, with our new MLM SSLB program, for everyone you refer, you get 10% of the links they receieve, and 2% of the links of people they refer, and 1% of the links of the people they refer. That is three levels of soul sellin’ MLM goodness, and some good, quality link buildin’.

As you lose your soul anyway, why not get the most out of the transaction, adn join our MLM program?

Besides, even though you go straight to hell, but if you manage to refer all your mates, at least you know they will be there with you

by: Russ

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 15:38:31 +0000

Is there an affiliate program? As an agnostic I couldn’t really offer my own soul, but I don’t see anything unethical about facilitating a transaction or two.

by: Mike

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:12:01 +0000

Geez, I better get us off the rusty server soon…

by: Jill

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:57:05 +0000

Holy moly, you guys got trackbacks!

Me thinks the readership has possibly grown to 11 or 12!

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Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:28:51 +0000

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by: qwerty

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 19:25:03 +0000

I see the soul as far less than an arm and a leg. Consider this: as an SEO, I use my arms every day. I can’t type with just one hand, as it would slow me down too much. And my legs? I need them to get me up from my desk and over to the bathroom for my monthly cleaning.

But my soul? It’s just sitting around gathering dust. I don’t use it at all. I haven’t been dancing in years.