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isos Invents Ten New SEM Terms
January 26th, 2006 by mike
1. serperated - Waking up and finding that you have been seperated from a good spot on a SERP.
2. slinkage - trying to sneak in a link clandenstinely.
3. submiceleration- submitting the same page to the search engines over and over, hoping it will raise the pages’ rankings
4. forumortalised - Writing a foum post that everyone remembers and points to.
5. guruesome - Someone who thinks they are a guru, but really are a gruesome, detestable human being.
6. IBLTINRAIFASIPCB - In Bound Link That Is Not Reciprocal And Is From A Seperate IP C Block.
7. NoSense - A person that hopes to make money without trying, most likely using AdSense.
8. FactSEOid - An SEO belief held to be true, irrespective of evidence or a definition.
9. SEMYTH (pronounced s-ah-myth) - an SEM myth perpetuated via Chinese Wispers.
10. Linkfuscate - to hide a link and hope that it counts for Link pop.
11. Great White Sandbox Hope - A mythical strategy that is claimed when put into practice, to help a site avoid the Sandbox, and therefore make Brazillians of dollars and enable the dreamer to buy a Ferrari, date a super model and generally have the life they deep down know they are destined never to lead, especially not whilst they live with mum and dad.
12. Raiders of the Lost Blog - People that use blog submitting software targeted to abandoned blogs
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4 Comments Add your own
1. chompy | January 27th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I voted for SEMYTH. :p It’s easy to pronounce compared to IBLTINRAIFASIPCB. I also like Raiders of the Lost Blog and Great White Sandbox Hope.
2. Scottie | January 29th, 2006 at 4:04 am
I’m a fan of slinkage, myself. It goes well with “link skank”.
3. Jill | January 29th, 2006 at 4:13 am
guruesome is hilarious!
4. Denyse | January 29th, 2006 at 5:58 am
Naw, factSEOid is the one that will stick - God kows there are enought out there
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