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Matt Cutts In Alleged Self Written Comment Scam
January 11th, 2006 by mike
isos insiders have been informed by noted Blog commentator Richie “The Blogman” Smith that Mr Matt Cutts, in a vain attempt to make his blog look popular, has been writing many of the comments himself.
“When his Blog started, there was so little interest from anyone that Mr Cutts, using classic Blog buzz generating strategies, started writing comments himself in an attempt to make it look well read and ‘Authoratative’”, The Blogman told isos. “I mean really, who wants to be less popular than that Yahoo blogging dude that was always last in school line ups, you know, what’s his name, Zawa-somethink. That guy, now that guy gets some real comments.”
When quized on how he knew this, The Blogman produced a complex algorithm used to detect plagarism in University students work, which showed a “statistically improbable correlation” between many of the comments.
“Based upon my comprehensive and mathematically sound research, either Mr Cutts writes around 60% of the comments on his Blog himself, or most SEOs are so stupid they share a common brain. As we all know that a bloke with an SEO obsession is about as smart, learned and original thinking as they come, the only logical conclusion as far as I am concerned is that Mr Cutts writes them himself.”
The Blogman also claimed that Mr Cutts had been resistant to his repeated requests to deny or confirm the charges which, in The Blogman’s opinion makes him “Guilty as sin dude”.
isos promise to keep our readers informed of any updates as this tawdry saga unfolds.
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3 Comments Add your own
1. qwerty | January 11th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
This is so typical. First Oprah gets scammed, now this.
By the way, have any readers actually met “Mike”? No? Wanna know why not? It’s just Scottie faking an accent. And she’s not even faking an Australian accent, exactly. She tries to sound like a Brit, and this is the best she can do.
It’s true. I read it on the internet.
2. chompy | January 11th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
If one reads it on the internet, it must be true!
:p
3. Michael Martinez | January 12th, 2006 at 2:03 am
“…most SEOs are so stupid they share a common brain”.
You can prove anything with statistics, sometimes even the truth.
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