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Linking Secrets Of The Ultra-Rich

October 14th, 2005 by mike

Recipricol links failing you? Triangular links losing their power? Even power linking strategies like the Link Pyramidal Geodecence looking frail?

Wondering what a Mom and Pop site owner do compete now that Google has callously stopped almost every effective link scheme in a cynical attempt to drive up AdWords spend? What can we do to save Mom and Pop from starving?

Never fear, after months of detailed analysis, our researches in India’s largest SEO research facility, utilising data scraped from thousands of sites, has uncovered a shocking fact: Modern link strategies are failing us.

We Have The Solution: our Indian SEO research facilities have uncovered the single biggest secret smart marketers have been waiting for: the Trapezoidal Linking Matriflux™. Cunningly simple, yet complicated to the point of being convoluted, the Trapezoidal Linking Matriflux™ secrets will evolutionise the way you link today.

How It Works
The following diagram depicts the Trapazoidal Linking Matriflux™ in simple to understand terms:

Trapazoidal Linking Matriflux™ diagram

As you can see, this is a ludicrously simple setup, and with its emphasis on a mixture of PageRank’s, C blocks and anchor text, creates a link structure that is almost undetectable. We can not guarantee it, but this is as close as you can get to Stealth Linking® short of employing proprietary, industrial strength stealth technologies.

For more information on this revolutionary proprietary breakthrough, email us to obtain details on purchasing our Trapazoidal Linking Matriflux™ eBook, with step by step instruction to a number one ranking, for the introductory price of US$9.95 TODAY.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Andrew Bernhardt  |  December 13th, 2005 at 3:55 am

    I manage the links project for our site. How could this help our links project? I only trade links with automotive related sites so I wouldn’t want any irrelevant links insided the trapezoid which could hurt our rankings do to “spam links” that Google wouldn’t wouldn’t like. Please let me know how this really works.

    Regards,

    Andrew Bernhardt
    And I leave my personal details everywhere and wonder why I get spam emails.

  • 2. isos To Move Blog To Pur &hellip  |  February 8th, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    […] visionary ideas that created such simplistically convoluted systems as the ground breaking Trapeziodal Linking Matriflux and produce a Blog that truly sets new […]

  • 3. brad  |  March 28th, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    Thanks for the great information. I am handling the link building process for my site. I am interested in getting link exchange with my industry specific sites. But i am not been able to get much quality links for my site. Any help will be greatly appreciated.

  • 4. AjiNIMC  |  November 1st, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    That was some great information. I just read that it is nominated for nobel prize for WWW peace.

  • 5. Jaan Kanellis  |  November 2nd, 2006 at 12:14 pm

    So funny some think this is real.

  • 6. mike  |  November 2nd, 2006 at 10:21 pm

    Isn’t it ever! Kills me!

  • 7. qwerty  |  November 3rd, 2006 at 4:16 am

    Um…. wait a minute. What do you mean?

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