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Dear Diary… November 3, 1980
November 3rd, 1980 by scottie
Dear Diary-
It was a totally awesome day. I wanted to like, wear my blue eyeshadow, but my dweebie roommate Tracey had borrowed it. Oh My GOD! I am so sure. So I used the purple instead. You better believe that studly Greg dude noticed me. It was bitchin’!
Speaking of bitchin’, oh my god, that like, bitch Jill Whalen was like IN MY FACE today. I was like “what?” and she was like, “huh?” and I was like, “That’s my seat” and she’s was like, “Uh uh” and I was like, “Look dweeb, that’s where I always sit,” and she was like, “So?” and I was like, “Duh! So, MOVE already” and she was like, “No,” and I was like, “I am so sure!” I mean, really, gag me!
So I had to get Stacy and Bethany to come help me. She was like so totally totally not listening. But that’s where I like, always sit! So they were like, “Hey Jill, go back to your dweebie hangout with your own dweebie friends” and she was like, “Fine, whatever, get over it!”
I mean, really, what a BITCH, you know?
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1. Controversy Over Who Call&hellip | February 3rd, 2006 at 12:46 pm
[…] 4. We have unearthed a copy of the first time Jill Whalen was, in fact, called a bitch. Jill Whalen is a Bitch- November 3, 1980 This archival quality document wa […]
2. Corie | February 3rd, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I have a feeling she was called a bitch by her mother long before she was even birthed ….
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